Anonymous asked: How do I gain the powers of a cat? I would also like the stamina of a horse. Please help!
wvnderbar: “may” contain nudity? either it does or it doesn’t don’t waste my fucking time
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
adirtyshisno asked: Why thank you :3
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthday. HOLY SHIT.