tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL
BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL
AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME
please don’t hit on the person i like
My sister’s roommate is an architect. Check out their suspended tree.
fUCK architecTS GOD DAMN
that’s a weird way to spell ‘wizard’
what happens when someone accidentally bumps into it tho
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"